How to Ask "Can Someone Carry Me in Honor of Kings?打的英" in English

It's 2:17 AM and I just lost my fifth straight ranked match. My eyelids feel like sandpaper, but I need to figure this out before passing out. If you've ever wanted to ask for help in Honor of Kings(the international version of Wang Zhe Rong Yao) using English, here's the messy truth from someone who's been there.

The Straightforward Way to Ask

When your team's marksman keeps face-checking bushes, you'll want to scream:

• "Can someone carry me this game?"- The basic version every newbie tries first
• "I'm feeding hard, need a carry"- When you've died 3 times before minions spawn
• "Plz carry, I'll support"- The surrender play when you realize you're outclassed

Pro tip: Typing "plz" instead of "please" makes you sound like you've played more MOBAs than you actually have.

Why This Usually Doesn't Work

At 3:42 AM, after my seventh failed attempt at getting carried, I realized something important. Random teammates in solo queue:

The cold reality? Unless you're playing with friends, begging for carries just makes you look like dead weight.

Better Alternatives That Actually Work

Here's what I've found gets actual results at 4AM when the caffeine wears off:

• "I'll play tank, someone go hyper carry"- Shows you're willing to enable others
• "Jungle diff, need help"- When their assassin is 10/0 by minute 5
• "Group mid for teamfights?"- Subtle way to ask better players to take lead

The Secret Sauce: Finding Real Carries

After weeks of trial and error (and several all-nighters), here's the actual solution:

1. Play support/tank for 3 games straight
2. Friend request every decent carry you encounter
3. Slowly build a roster of reliable players

It's not glamorous, but neither is losing 12 matches in a row because you tried to play marksman with the reaction time of a sloth.

When All Else Fails: The Nuclear Option

At 5:03 AM, when the sun's coming up and you're still hardstuck, there's one last approach:

"I'll report myself after game"

This bizarrely works about 30% of the time. Some tryhard will suddenly start playing like their life depends on it, just to prove they can win despite you. Human psychology is weird.

The coffee's gone cold now, and my last match had an AFK jungler who said "brb pizza" in broken English. Maybe tomorrow I'll actually find that mythical carry. Or maybe I'll just learn to play tank properly.